May 2012
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BROB #1 (Bootleg Review of a Bootleg) Dark Shadows
Dark Shadows,
As a child I have faint memories of my mother watching a night time soap staring a vampire named Barnabus Collins. That, and visions of home-video-level-production-value are all I remember of the original Dark Shadows series that ran on ABC from 1966-1974. Now Tim Burton’s cheeky remix for the big screen has me re-invested for reasons that I never expected.
I won’t bore you with...
January 2011
1 post
Housewives Descending A Staircase
This evening, in the face of object poverty, struggling to make an ends, and smothered by winter’s chill I nearly shed a tear. No, not for myself but for 6 intoxicatingly rich Caucasian women living in a village called Beverly Hills.
Yes, I am speaking of the season finale of Bravo’s latest and DARKEST dive into the pits of American frivolity The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Those who...
November 2010
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April 2010
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Poop. Monkeybutt.
December 2008
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November 2008
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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You →
davereed:
oh, it is
cats are cunts
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“kung fu panda is the number one dvd in america”
– the tv
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semisetadrift:
unicornology:
teenage kicks by...
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vocabularian exposure
dé⋅mo⋅dé
dey-maw-dey
adjective French. no longer in fashion; out of date; outmoded.
“are you going to wear that plaid varf to the library? it’s really demode.”
“Live every week like it’s Shark Week”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock (via davereed)
